Name: Emlyn Middleton
Nickname: Embo
Inside leg: …leads to heaven – my knees really are something special
Highest batting score: Two fruits and a pippistrelle in one evening
Best bowling: Anne
Continents visited: Takjasispan, Spakjasistak
Cars ever owned: Only on compilations I suspect, but I’ll check
Ties in wardrobe: Ones that make massive knots so I can work in recruitment. Or football
Bitter or lager: Cider
First single ever bought: Caravan of Love, for my brother’s birthday
Song to psych you up when going out to bat: Training montage, Rocky IV soundtrack
One thing you would change to make the world a better place: See above
