Name: Ian Clarke

Nickname: Boss

Inside leg: Bruises

Highest batting score: 38

Best bowling: 0-17

Continents visited: 4

Cars ever owned: 1.0L Metro (once got 110mph out of it on the M5)

Ties in wardrobe: None, but I do have one round my head

Bitter or lager: Stella

First single ever bought: Stand and Deliver – Adam and the Ants

Song to psych you up when going out to bat: Half Man Half Biscuit – Fuckin ‘Ell, it’s Fred Titmus

One thing you would change to make the world a better place: Abolish lactic acid