Name: James Faint

Nickname: Jimothy

Inside leg: I beg your hard on?

Highest batting score: Don’t go on about it!

Best bowling: 2 Strikes

Continents visited: Yes please

Cars ever owned: 3…And a smart car

Ties in wardrobe: No, I keep them in the dungeon, a la Fritzl

Bitter or lager:  I was born bitter

First single ever bought: That Romanian bint in the Windmill

Song to psych you up when going out to bat:  Boys – Sabrina

One thing you would change to make the world a better place: Bring back public executions