Name: James Faint
Nickname: Jimothy
Inside leg: I beg your hard on?
Highest batting score: Don’t go on about it!
Best bowling: 2 Strikes
Continents visited: Yes please
Cars ever owned: 3…And a smart car
Ties in wardrobe: No, I keep them in the dungeon, a la Fritzl
Bitter or lager: I was born bitter
First single ever bought: That Romanian bint in the Windmill
Song to psych you up when going out to bat: Boys – Sabrina
One thing you would change to make the world a better place: Bring back public executions

