Name: Steve Palmer

Nickname: The Bear

Inside leg: Which one?

Highest batting score:

Best bowling: Crown Green

Continents visited: I’m always Incontinent

Cars ever owned: I don’t like Gary Numan

Ties in wardrobe: Were they being trafficked?

Bitter or lager: Bitter

First single ever bought: I don’t wanna lose you by Tina Turner

Song to psych you up when going out to bat: Crease Lightning

One thing you would change to make the world a better place: Carpet pavements