Name: Tom Morgan

Nickname: Doghouse

Inside leg: To the left

Highest batting score: I think it was about 26no, but the scorecard may differ

Best bowling: Three ends in a row once

Continents visited: 4. Does incontinent count?

Cars ever owned: Blue Thunder – Peugeot 205 diesel. Green Hornet – Renault Clio. Oh yeah

Ties in wardrobe: Many – including one for the Primary Club

First single ever bought: ET Speaks, by ET

Song to psych you up when going out to bat: The Ring Cycle in its entirety

One thing you would change to make the world a better place: More cricket pitches to hire in London